Book 2

It appears to be a book unlimited pain and suffering...

Book and Apologies

He hopes it has some good pointers on the accomplishing of one and the avoidance of the other

Maul apologizes for his extended trip away from the blog. He may have experienced a slight mid-life crisis. He bought himself a new ship, dyed his horns, and had a whirlwind Vegas marriage that lasted about five minutes (we have yet to discover the unfortunate woman's body).

Anyway, Maul - recovering from his multiple hang-overs, is now relaxing and taking it easy. He looks forward to more suggestions from his adoring fans.

G'night!

Maul's New Friend

I will teach you much my apprentice

I recently found this little guy in the road during a rough night of canvassing. I'm trying to think of a name for him. Maul is no help as he only refers to his new, headless friend as his protege.

If you have any ideas for a name, let us know!

Ferry 2

This one shall be spared and made to entertain me at my feasts

Ferry Ride

Second star to the right and straight on until morning!

Darth Maul went to Peaks Island today where he checked out the local babes in their two piece bathing suits, jumped off the pier (using the force, he managed to do quite an impressive series of flips), and ate ice cream. 

He also wishes me to inform all his followers that he is pleased to be recieving so much support. He recieved his first request recently and so tomorrow we will go to work on making our dear fan (my mommy, no less) happy.

You have a great idea for what Maul should do? Drop us a line!

PB&J Noms

A feast worthy of a Sith

Lazy Wednesday

He doesn't need the remote

Showertime

Wouldn't want to ruin the horns

Force choke

I find your lack of hot dogs disturbing

Outdoors

All hail the child prophet

The Great Outdoors

If only there were some ducks to feed...

Dental Care

Who knew!

Dishes

With the Force, anything is possible.

The Beach

A beach patron casually asked if Torso Maul wanted his legs buried.
That patron never was seen again