Shoes

Ooh! They're on sale!

Flowers

Even a sith has to stop and smell the flowers

Kitty 2

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Newspaper

OOOHH! Mumford and Sons!

Pirate

Maul makes a new friend in the Old Port

Parking Meter

Maul would later park The Infiltrator on top of the Nick cinema

Book 2

It appears to be a book unlimited pain and suffering...

Book and Apologies

He hopes it has some good pointers on the accomplishing of one and the avoidance of the other

Maul apologizes for his extended trip away from the blog. He may have experienced a slight mid-life crisis. He bought himself a new ship, dyed his horns, and had a whirlwind Vegas marriage that lasted about five minutes (we have yet to discover the unfortunate woman's body).

Anyway, Maul - recovering from his multiple hang-overs, is now relaxing and taking it easy. He looks forward to more suggestions from his adoring fans.

G'night!

Ferry Ride

Second star to the right and straight on until morning!

Darth Maul went to Peaks Island today where he checked out the local babes in their two piece bathing suits, jumped off the pier (using the force, he managed to do quite an impressive series of flips), and ate ice cream. 

He also wishes me to inform all his followers that he is pleased to be recieving so much support. He recieved his first request recently and so tomorrow we will go to work on making our dear fan (my mommy, no less) happy.

You have a great idea for what Maul should do? Drop us a line!

PB&J Noms

A feast worthy of a Sith

Lazy Wednesday

He doesn't need the remote

Showertime

Wouldn't want to ruin the horns

Force choke

I find your lack of hot dogs disturbing

Outdoors

All hail the child prophet

The Great Outdoors

If only there were some ducks to feed...

Dental Care

Who knew!

Dishes

With the Force, anything is possible.

The Beach

A beach patron casually asked if Torso Maul wanted his legs buried.
That patron never was seen again

Kitty

Maul's soft side is revealed

We have reached over 100 views! The Dark Side of the Force is truly stronger!

Top Gun

This one knows the power of the Dark side

Torso Maul's good friend Bill invited us over yesterday to watch Top Gun and eat french toast.

Bill is currently involved in a project where he and a few other chaps watch the same movie once a week for a year. Check out their blog here for more details.

If you don't, Torso Maul may force choke you.