Shoes

Ooh! They're on sale!

Flowers

Even a sith has to stop and smell the flowers

Kitty 2

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Newspaper

OOOHH! Mumford and Sons!

Pirate

Maul makes a new friend in the Old Port

Parking Meter

Maul would later park The Infiltrator on top of the Nick cinema

Book 2

It appears to be a book unlimited pain and suffering...

Book and Apologies

He hopes it has some good pointers on the accomplishing of one and the avoidance of the other

Maul apologizes for his extended trip away from the blog. He may have experienced a slight mid-life crisis. He bought himself a new ship, dyed his horns, and had a whirlwind Vegas marriage that lasted about five minutes (we have yet to discover the unfortunate woman's body).

Anyway, Maul - recovering from his multiple hang-overs, is now relaxing and taking it easy. He looks forward to more suggestions from his adoring fans.

G'night!

Maul's New Friend

I will teach you much my apprentice

I recently found this little guy in the road during a rough night of canvassing. I'm trying to think of a name for him. Maul is no help as he only refers to his new, headless friend as his protege.

If you have any ideas for a name, let us know!

Ferry 2

This one shall be spared and made to entertain me at my feasts

Ferry Ride

Second star to the right and straight on until morning!

Darth Maul went to Peaks Island today where he checked out the local babes in their two piece bathing suits, jumped off the pier (using the force, he managed to do quite an impressive series of flips), and ate ice cream. 

He also wishes me to inform all his followers that he is pleased to be recieving so much support. He recieved his first request recently and so tomorrow we will go to work on making our dear fan (my mommy, no less) happy.

You have a great idea for what Maul should do? Drop us a line!

PB&J Noms

A feast worthy of a Sith

Lazy Wednesday

He doesn't need the remote

Showertime

Wouldn't want to ruin the horns

Force choke

I find your lack of hot dogs disturbing

Outdoors

All hail the child prophet

The Great Outdoors

If only there were some ducks to feed...

Dental Care

Who knew!

Dishes

With the Force, anything is possible.

The Beach

A beach patron casually asked if Torso Maul wanted his legs buried.
That patron never was seen again

Kitty

Maul's soft side is revealed

We have reached over 100 views! The Dark Side of the Force is truly stronger!

Top Gun

This one knows the power of the Dark side

Torso Maul's good friend Bill invited us over yesterday to watch Top Gun and eat french toast.

Bill is currently involved in a project where he and a few other chaps watch the same movie once a week for a year. Check out their blog here for more details.

If you don't, Torso Maul may force choke you.

Tanning

He really wanted that base tan before destroying the Jedi

Laundry Mat 2

So first of all, thanks for the 20+ views between now and yesterday. Maul and I appreciate it.

Secondly, this:

Casual shorts for Casual Sith Saturday

Laundry Mat

If you do, it'll be Mauling time

What's Happening in This Galaxy

So here you are. Maybe you're a fan of Darth Maul. Maybe you're a general Star Wars fan. Maybe you just really like the upper-half of the human body. Maybe you're here because a friend told you to and you don't know the first thing about any of the previously mentioned subjects.


The point is you ARE here and here is a collection of pictures of Darth Maul's torso doing things.


What kinds of things? you may be asking yourself as you scratch your chin or twist your mustache. All kinds of things. The kind of things everyone does: Ride the bus. Read a book. Do laundry, Feed the cat. You name it and the Dark Lord of the Sith's torso will do it.


This blog being fairly new, I'm not sure exactly how often I will update it. The plan at the moment is to try and upload a new picture each day. That means seven new pictures of Darth Maul completely various tasks each day! Now, each day will be a new picture, true, but they may be related activities. For example, Maul went to the laundry mat today and, being the photogenic Iridonian that he is, "walked" away with several pictures because of it.


For more information of how Torso Maul and I met, click here to read the blog post from my more personal, whatever blog called Fevered Expressions.


Now, say you're not satisfied what the pictures I post or say there's something really really awesomely mundane you'd like to see Maul do. Well, all you have to do is ask! Just comment on the blog or email your requests to us and we'll see what you can do.


Note: Due to my lack of a car and Maul's lack of a lower half, some requests may have to be turned down. We'll do what we can though!


So, on behalf of Maul and myself, thanks for coming and we hope that you enjoy all the stuff...that Maul does...with just his torso.


Laters!